THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER

Do us all a favor, Joey. Leave Jerusalem to the adults. Go back to the circus where you belong. Or we’ll find a terrorist group that wants to take over east D.C. that you can set up talks with, while admonishing the D.C. government not to allow any development there without consideration of the terrorists. [...]

"You are the possible. That is not hyperbole. You are the possible. We are the possible. And we have at once finally come to it. So seize it. Seize it. Because if you do not, it will slip from our grasp and determine the world you live in while you sit idly by." This is [...]

"You are the possible. That is not hyperbole. You are the possible. We are the possible. And we have at once finally come to it. So seize it. Seize it. Because if you do not, it will slip from our grasp and determine the world you live in while you sit idly by." This is [...]

Obamalot’s one saving grace. The clown prince, Joey Hairplugs. Via American Digest. UPDATE:  Let nothing, including national security, hold the clown prince back.

Obamalot’s one saving grace. The clown prince, Joey Hairplugs. Via American Digest. UPDATE:  Let nothing, including national security, hold the clown prince back.

While the outrage is focused on Barry boy for singlehandedly "destroying the life savings of millions of Americans," as his so-called policies push the stock market to new lows, we mustn’t forget the first solid indication we had that ole Barry had, in fact, just fallen off the turnip truck. Why, yes, that would be [...]

The novelty act was voted best of show. Good grief. It will be fascinating to read of Rev. Wright leading future prayer breakfasts at the White House, while expounding on his theories of the differences between white and black brains. Not to mention Minister Farrakhan’s bow-tied Fruit of Islam on the rope line. I suppose the F.O.I. will [...]

The novelty act was voted best of show. Good grief. It will be fascinating to read of Rev. Wright leading future prayer breakfasts at the White House, while expounding on his theories of the differences between white and black brains. Not to mention Minister Farrakhan’s bow-tied Fruit of Islam on the rope line. I suppose the F.O.I. will [...]

Botoxed and bleached-teeth Joey Hairplugs said that to Barbara West, an Orlando, FL, reporter who proved something that’s been making the rounds lately: that while the overpaid Big Media talking pinheads in NYC and LA suck up to Barry and Joey, the locals ain’t being so accomodating. Ms. West proves it. And Joey’s pique at [...]

Botoxed and bleached-teeth Joey Hairplugs said that to Barbara West, an Orlando, FL, reporter who proved something that’s been making the rounds lately: that while the overpaid Big Media talking pinheads in NYC and LA suck up to Barry and Joey, the locals ain’t being so accomodating. Ms. West proves it. And Joey’s pique at [...]