THE TEXAS SCRIBBLER

Miriam has a funny post. It’s a “what if” about the face on a thousand thingies that’s so ubiquitous nowadays nobody notices it any more. What if the Left’s favorite Commie thug Che had been plain old Ernie Guevara?

Ah, those crafty Mullahs, ever on the watch-out for the 12th Man, uh, Imam, have spied out the nefarious rabbi father of Krusty the Clown and banned the very dolls created from the Simpsons. But you know who they really fear? Maggie. The one with the gun. It’s the Second Amendment thing, you see, what gave [...]

Mrs. Charm is the television consumer at the rancho. Unless you count Mr. Boy’s periodic consumption of Sponge Bob. Her fave Roku show these days is Mad Men, a soaper return to the early 1960s urban advertising game, with lots of skinny ties, incessant smoking and martini lunches. Also the girdled wives and girlfriends, which [...]

VDH has it so right with this advice for Gingrich to stop with the whining: “…stop the accusations now, turn attention away from himself, stop complaining about the mechanics of the race, stick with critiquing Obama, and at least seem a good sport when he loses.” ‘Cause it’s pretty obvious that he’s not going to [...]

Not that my paying for them, via tax money, really bothers me much, though I think they’ve become a form of birth control for a lot of uneducated and/or irresponsible women. But, really, why should people who don’t believe in abortion have to pay for them? I suppose for the same reason people who don’t [...]

The badge gang may wear their surnames on their chests, or, at least, they used to. But woe unto anyone who dares take their picture in the, cough, performance of their duties. (Much less the consumption of their donuts.) Fortunately there are lots of out-of-work lawyers these days just waiting to sue, and more and [...]

When it comes to the growing arrogance of the badge gang, it would be hard to beat your local team of deputy sheriffs—these are the folks who run your county jail, where you’re liable to wind up if you’re arrested for anything. They are the least educated, the least sophisticated, and, in my experience as [...]

  Now we know their problem. They’re blinded by all the “snow”, obviously. UPDATE:  Make that thirty-five pounds of cocaine, in hollowed-out text books, found in bags in the UN mail room.

Let me be clear. I do not watch SOTUs because I have better things to do than to listen to presidents politicians prevaricate and tell outright lies, like Obozo did the other night. Repeatedly. I specifically do not watch SOTUs by President Obozo because he is an ordinary hack politician of no merit who never [...]

The thunderstorms overnight Tuesday into Wednesday were welcome in most places, except where they provoked trouble: power out for a few thousand homes, hail damage, street and creek flooding, emergency rescues, and at least one tornado. The National Weather Service, whose Internet radar images always seem to go down on these occasions when they’re needed, [...]